• 911: what's your emergency
  • me: please send help asap my boyfriend is stuck
  • 911: ok please stay calm where is he stuck
  • me: in my computer screen

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So I’m thinking of going to the gym tomorrow- which outfit should I wear?

onedirectioninjection:

itsgottabeniallonlyniall:

samr16:

inreallifetherearenofairytales:

This:


Or this:


I just peed

Omg

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