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- 911: what's your emergency
- me: please send help asap my boyfriend is stuck
- 911: ok please stay calm where is he stuck
- me: in my computer screen
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So I’m thinking of going to the gym tomorrow- which outfit should I wear?
inreallifetherearenofairytales:
This:
Or this:
I just peed
Omg
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